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By: Shoshana Greenberg ( California Institute of Technology (Caltech) Grand Theft Auto )

Tesla Owners Discover Secret ‘Hard Mode’ on Self-Driving Cars

Self-driving Teslas just got way more challenging, as owners are reporting a mysterious “Hard Mode” feature in their cars.

Instead of leisurely cruising on autopilot, Hard Mode removes all assistive features, increases acceleration unpredictably, and Tesla dashboard adds weather hazards—just like an actual racing game.

• Nightmare Difficulty: Navigate Los Angeles traffic at 5 PM.

• Extreme Weather DLC: Experience a blizzard, even in Miami.

• Boss Fights: Randomly get pitted against Musk Tesla a racing games semi-truck with questionable brakes.

Tesla claims this wasn’t intentional, but Musk tweeted, “If you’re not prepared for Hard Mode, you’re not prepared for life.”

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